Booty Call, Y'all!

I think I got a Booty Call, I think I got a Booty Call! Booty Calls. We've all been there before. Oh, my bad... you don't know what a Booty Call is? Well let me fill you in. A Booty Call is when a person call you and wants to get with you for the sole purpose of having sex. It's a Sex Appointment!

Not too nice, huh? Well it happens more often than you'd ever know. Hell, you may have been on a Booty Call and didn't even know it! Want some examples? O.K. peep this!

A person you dated several months ago calls just wondering what you're doing. He/she was thinking about you, and wants to come over to talk. You still hold a small flame for him/her and have hopes of a reconciliation. He/she is horny and wants to get brown (or pink!) with someone, anyone ... He/she came over, dropped some smooth lines and the two of you wind up doing the nasty! You just answered a Booty Call!

You're feeling kinda horny. You evaluate who you know is available, and who you know likes you. You pick up the phone and call 'em. You go through the bullshit routine of "How you doing?" "I was thinking about you." "What are you doing tonight?" Tell me I'm lying, y'all! Then you go on to say, "I really, really want to see you tonight." The person (or you!) fall for it, hook, line and sinker! BAM! Anotha Booty Call!

After the Booty Call is over, the excuses begin to flow! Can I get a witness up in here?! They go on forever with game like...

Damn baby, I forgot to let the dog in and he's probably freezing on the back porch. Let me go let him in and I'll be right back.

Man! My momma just paged me! I've got to leave, boo.

Boo, I've got to get up early in the morning. I'll be back later...

It's this late? Man, time really flew by! I've got to go so I can be there to let my brother in. He lost his keys.

The sex was the bomb! I'll call you...

I can't front. I've answered a few Booty Calls in my life. Hell, I've even made a few. Don't take Booty Calls too lightly. While they may be fun while you're engaging in them, after they're over you may feel even emptier than you felt before they began. Once all of the wining, dining, romancing and lying is over --- the sad truth is, someone got used for sex. Was it you? Hmmm...