I HAVE A WEIRD PROBLEM . ONE OF MY AUNTS WANTS ME TO HELP HER HAVE A CHILD...

I HAVE A WEIRD PROBLEM . ONE OF MY AUNTS WANTS ME TO HELP HER HAVE A CHILD. SHE'S BEEN VERY CONSIDERATE TO ME MY WHOLE LIFE, AND I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS. SHE IS MARRIED & 36 YEARS OLD, I'M ONLY 18.

SHE IS PRESSURING ME PSYCHOLOGICALLY. PUT ME OUT OF THIS DILEMMA. ONE CONFESSION - I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

I've got one word for you, INCEST. With all of the millions and millions of single women on earth, you have to fall in love with a woman who is:

Get a grip. If you love her, you'd become the responsible one in this equation and just say no. There really are no two ways about it.